Cookies (Yes, the Digital Kind)
Like many websites on the internet, The Useless Web may use cookies. Unfortunately, they are not the delicious kind.
Cookies are small pieces of data stored on your device that help websites remember things like preferences, settings, or basic usage information.
Why We Use Cookies
We try to keep things simple, but a few cookies may be used to:
- Remember your basic preferences
- Understand how visitors use the site
- Improve performance and reliability
- Support analytics tools
In short, cookies help us keep the uselessness running smoothly.
Third-Party Cookies
Some cookies may come from third-party services we use, such as:
- Analytics providers
- Performance monitoring tools
- Hosting or infrastructure services
These services may use cookies according to their own privacy policies.
Managing Cookies
You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings.
Most modern browsers allow you to:
- Block all cookies
- Delete stored cookies
- Allow cookies only from certain sites
Disabling cookies may affect how some parts of the website function, but the main button should still do what it does best: send you somewhere strange.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this cookie policy from time to time. Any updates will appear on this page.
If you continue using the website, we assume youβre okay with our tiny digital crumbs.